It was just a joke!

Whoa! Whoa! What the fuck are you doing?! Put it down. Why the hell are you doing that to your face? What? What do you mean this is what "I" wanted? Slow down. You mean to tell me you're doing this all because of that stupid joke I made last night, about: "I'd like you more if you always had on make-up." Seriously? I was high as a kite when I said it. It was a joke! What the fuck is wrong with you?... (If she wasn't a total wildcat in bed, I would've left her ass a long time ago)

I simply can't stand people who take a joke, too personally. Come on! That's why it's called a joke; though it may have been said in poor taste; but regardless, a joke. People can be so sensitive. If I really wanted to insult you, I wouldn't act so nonchalant about it and say: "I was just joking". Please. I'm a grown man. I don't have to hide being an asshole. What truly baffles me is the really insecure types, that always take it to a whole another level. The ones that drastically try to alter their appearance--that have you thinking they're not all there--just because they took your comment way out of context. Whether it be something simple as modifying their hair, weight loss/gain, or just going all out extreme with elective surgery. Seriously? Even if it wasn't a joke, are you really gonna let others dictate how you feel about yourself? Cry me a river. 9 out of 10 times, it was a fucking joke! Don't blame the world for your stupid insecurities.